Rob Brezny Rules

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): If you were at the Burning Man festival in
the Nevada desert right now, you might be racing your souped-up tricycle
through a miniature golf course-style maze while dressed in a superhero
costume, after which you'd enjoy a sushi dinner served on the naked belly
of a good-looking clown. Or maybe you'd be exploring the benefits of a
short duration marriage to a temporary soulmate selected for you by a
seven-year-old girl deity sitting on a neon green plastic throne surrounded
by a circle of flame. Since you're probably not at Burning Man, however,
you've got to find other ways to carry out your astrological mandate,
which is to enjoy semi-crazy acts of liberation you'd normally never try.